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Old March 12th, 2024, 09:46 AM
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Old March 13th, 2024, 10:00 AM
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What does it mean when this light comes on?
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Old March 14th, 2024, 09:17 AM
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Can a borrow a wrench for this bolt?
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Old March 15th, 2024, 10:33 AM
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Doorway to the complaint center
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Old March 15th, 2024, 05:11 PM
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Old March 18th, 2024, 09:20 AM
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Remember that 3/8 extension that I borrowed from you?
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Old March 19th, 2024, 10:27 AM
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Old March 20th, 2024, 09:52 AM
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HELP WANTED: Glass cleaner
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Old March 21st, 2024, 09:27 AM
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This is not going to end well
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Old March 21st, 2024, 12:47 PM
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He or She forgot to put saw dust in there
Alain platinum 442 4spd factory A/C
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Old March 21st, 2024, 04:58 PM
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It looks like they just welded the spider gears together.
We used to do that to old clunkers that we raced on the frozen lakes up in Wis, years ago.
A way to make a cheap "posi".
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Old March 22nd, 2024, 09:21 AM
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Find the car
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Old March 22nd, 2024, 09:33 AM
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Find the car
That's pretty cool
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Old March 25th, 2024, 10:10 AM
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Is this is why I have no compression?
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Old March 26th, 2024, 09:10 AM
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Custom dome piston
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Old March 27th, 2024, 10:21 AM
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Nice work 👍
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Old March 28th, 2024, 10:11 AM
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Don’t have a c-clamp? Use a vise
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Old March 29th, 2024, 09:16 AM
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The correct way to drain excess coolant from the block
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Old March 29th, 2024, 03:05 PM
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Ouch! 🤕
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Old March 30th, 2024, 03:37 AM
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Nothing a little patience and some glue couldn't fix. I love jigsaw puzzles.
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Old April 1st, 2024, 10:00 AM
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It’s not for sale. I’m going to work on it later
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Old April 2nd, 2024, 11:04 AM
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I feel a shimmy
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Old April 5th, 2024, 10:21 AM
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Did you get it?
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Old April 8th, 2024, 10:46 AM
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Now that’s class 👍
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For those hot, blistery summer days.
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Old April 9th, 2024, 09:34 AM
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Must of happened very often
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Old April 10th, 2024, 10:18 AM
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I think I’ll stay home
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Old April 11th, 2024, 10:31 AM
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Beats bringing the car up and down
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Old April 12th, 2024, 10:26 AM
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Damn, I wanna see a smoking dog
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Old April 15th, 2024, 10:10 AM
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Be careful driving during nighttime
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Old April 16th, 2024, 10:51 AM
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Old April 18th, 2024, 09:09 AM
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Old April 19th, 2024, 07:04 AM
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I got this in the mail. I thought it was funny being an Asian restaurant.
"We open seven days a week."

Plus the phone number ending in 442.

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Old April 19th, 2024, 10:31 AM
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You should taste their secret sauce
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Old April 22nd, 2024, 09:51 AM
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Really?
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Old April 23rd, 2024, 10:12 AM
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Good friends are hard to find
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Car wash mode???
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